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    patrickbateman

    @patrickbateman

    @patrickbateman

    55 West 81st Street, Upper West Side, New York, NY 10024, USA

    "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust."
    Profile views: 2Nov 2026